What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:10

Make Nazis afraid again!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”